1- Postal Inspectors search your home looking for dope-filled squishies.
2- You buy envelopes, stamps, and baggies in bulk.
3- You fight your spouse for the last stamps because you "have squishies to mail".
4- It's been so long since you cooked, your family thinks microwave dinners ARE home
cooking.
5- You've filled up so many punch cards that you have earned a top line sewing machine
and the title "Customer of the Millennium" at your local quilt shop.
6- By mistake you send squishies instead of checks with your phone and electric bills.
7- Your family is wearing dirty clothes because you're too busy prewashing fabric to do
laundry.
8- You've confiscated all your kids' art supplies so you can design your quilts on paper.
9- Friends and family resort to sending squishies as a means of communicating with you.
10- You carry blank sigs and a pen with you and chase down out of state drivers on the
Interstate for their sigs.
11- Your idea of Y2K Preparedness is making sure you cut all your squares before you
arrange your swaps.
12-Your dining room table has disappeared beneath a mountain of squishies.
13- Your non-stop use of Y2K quilting terms & single-minded swapping focus makes your
Mom think you've joined a Millennium cult.
14- Your family begs you to join a 12-Step program for fabriholics.
15- You're in "squishie withdrawal" since you've finished swapping.....for your last Y2K
quilt.
16- You're now on a first name basis with at least one person from every country on the
planet.
17- When someone talks about world "peace", you think they said "piece" and start pulling
out all your international sigs.
18-Your e-mail address book reads like a UN roster.
19- You tried to swap your first born for 2 SD sigs, 1 AK sig, and a squishie from China.
20- You're getting ready to swap for ANOTHER Y2K quilt.